Friday, December 26, 2008

Why Do So Many Movies Open Christmas Day?

Los Angeles (E! Online) – Why are there so many movies opening on Christmas Day? There's Marley & Me, Benjamin Button, Valkyrie with Tom Cruise and Adam Sandler's Bedtime Stories.

—Anna, West Virginia

Don't forget Doubt, starring Meryl Streep as a nun, and The Spirit, costarring Scarlett Johanssen, Eva Mendes and Jamie King as ... the exact opposite of all that.

"The end of the year is one of the biggest times for movie ticket sales," says Box Office Mojo's Brandon Gray. "This week in December, since the year 2000, has consistently been the highest-grossing week of the year."

So in other words, people go to the movies on Christmas. Because, as Gray puts it so well, "You're opening presents on Christmas morning, and then what? So you go to the movies." But there's more...

Christmas is also an excellent time to platform a so-so film and give it a chance to build over time. Remember the Hilary Swank weeper P.S. I Love You? Thought you'd flossed your brain clean of that one, didn't you? That film was released right around Christmastime last year, and its producers are sure glad they did that.

"That's an example of a movie that didn't really have an outstanding opening but held on for a while," Gray says. Specifically, the film opened with $6.5 million its first weekend but managed to draw in a total domestic gross of $53.7 million through January.

"Normally, if a picture opens to $6.5 million, you're lucky if you can make it to $20 million," Gray says.

Source : http://news.yahoo.com

Nobel Laureate Harold Pinter dies at 78

LONDON – British Nobel laureate Harold Pinter — who produced some of his generation's most influential dramas and later became a staunch critic of the U.S.-led war in Iraq — has died, his widow said Thursday. He was 78.

Pinter died Wednesday after a long battle with cancer, according to his second wife Antonia Fraser.

In recent years he had seized the platform offered by his 2005 Nobel Literature prize to denounce President George W. Bush, former British Prime Minister Tony Blair and the war in Iraq.

But he was best known for exposing the complexities of the emotional battlefield.

His writing featured cool, menacing pauses in dialogue that reflected his characters' deep emotional struggles and spawned a new adjective found in several dictionaries: "Pinter-esque."

"Pinter restored theater to its basic elements: an enclosed space and unpredictable dialogue, where people are at the mercy of each other and pretense crumbles," the Nobel Academy said. "With a minimum of plot, drama emerges from the power struggle and hide-and-seek of interlocution."

His characters' internal fears and longings, their guilt and difficult sexual drives were set against the neat lives they constructed in order to try to survive. Usually enclosed in one room, the acts usually illustrated the characters' lives as a sort of grim game with actions that often contradicted words. Gradually, the layers were peeled back.

"How can you write a happy play?" he once said. "Drama is about conflict and degrees of perturbation, disarray. I've never been able to write a happy play, but I've been able to enjoy a happy life."

Pinter wrote 32 plays; one novel, "The Dwarfs," in 1990; and put his hand to 22 screenplays.

The working-class milieu of his first dramas reflected his early life as the son of a Jewish tailor from London's East End.

Born Oct. 30, 1930, in the London neighborhood of Hackney, he was forced along with other children during World War II to evacuate to rural Cornwall in 1939. He was 14 before he returned. By then, he was entranced with Franz Kafka and Ernest Hemingway.

By 1950, Pinter had begun to publish poetry and appeared on stage as an actor. Pinter began to write for the stage, and published "The Room" in 1957.

A year later, his first major play, "The Birthday Party" was produced in the West End.

In it, intruders enter the retreat of Stanley, a young man who is hiding from childhood guilt. He becomes violent, telling them, "You stink of sin, you contaminate womankind."

The play closed after just one week to disastrous reviews, but Pinter continued to write and was most prolific between 1957 and 1965.

"With his earliest work, he stood alone in British theater up against the bewilderment and incomprehension of critics, the audience and writers, too," British playwright Tom Stoppard said when the Nobel Prize was announced.

"I find critics on the whole a pretty unnecessary bunch of people," Pinter once said.

In "The Caretaker," (1959) a manipulative old man threatens the relationship of two brothers, while "The Homecoming" (1964) explores the hidden rage and confused sexuality of an all-male household by inserting a woman.

In "Silence" and "Landscape," (1967 and 1968) Pinter moved from exploring the underbelly of human life to showing the simultaneous levels of fantasy and reality that occupy the individual.

"The speech we hear is an indication of that which we don't hear," Pinter once said. "It is a necessary avoidance, a violent, sly, and anguished or mocking smoke screen which keeps the other in its true place. When true silence falls we are left with echo but are nearer nakedness."

"Betrayal" (1978) was reportedly based on the disintegration of his marriage to actress Vivien Merchant, who appeared in many of his first plays.

Their marriage ended in 1980 after Pinter's long affair with BBC presenter Joan Bakewell. He then married Fraser. Merchant died shortly afterward of alcoholism-related disease.

During the late 1980s, his work became more overtly political; he said he had a responsibility to pursue his role as "a citizen of the world in which I live, (and) insist upon taking responsibility."

In the 1980s, Pinter's only stage plays were one-acts: "A Kind of Alaska" (1982), "One for the Road" (1984) and the 20-minute "Mountain Language" (1988).

Off-stage he was also highly political: Pinter turned down former Prime Minister John Major's offer of a knighthood and strongly attacked Blair when NATO bombed Serbia. He later referred to Blair a "deluded idiot" for supporting Bush's war in Iraq.

He said he deeply regretted having voting for Margaret Thatcher in 1979 and Tony Blair in 1997.

French President Nicolas Sarkozy called Pinter a "great playwright and lucid, agitated and uncompromising humanist."

He called the Nobel "a belated consecration of his immense work, but also an homage to a man's courage and commitment against all forms of barbarism."

The prize gave Pinter a global platform, from which he frequently and bitterly decried the Iraq war.

"The invasion of Iraq was a bandit act, an act of blatant state terrorism, demonstrating absolute contempt for the concept of international law," Pinter said in his Nobel lecture, which he recorded rather than traveling to the Swedish capital of Stockholm.

"How many people do you have to kill before you qualify to be described as a mass murderer and a war criminal? One hundred thousand?" he asked, in a hoarse voice.

Though he had been looking forward to giving the Nobel lecture — calling it "the longest speech I will ever have made" — he canceled his attendance at the award ceremony, and then announced he would skip the lecture as well on his doctor's advice.

In March 2005, Pinter announced his retirement as a playwright to concentrate on politics. But he created a radio play, "Voices," that was broadcast on BBC radio to mark his 75th birthday.

"I have written 29 plays, and I think that's really enough," Pinter said. "I think the world has had enough of my plays."

Pinter's influence was felt in the United States in the plays of Sam Shepard and David Mamet.

Friend and biographer Michael Billington said Pinter "was a political figure, a polemicist and carried on fierce battles against American foreign policy and often British foreign policy, but in private he was the most incredibly loyal of friends and generous of human beings."

"He was a great man as well actually as a great playwright," Billington said.

Pinter is survived by his son, Daniel, from his marriage to Merchant.

Source : http://news.yahoo.com

Seductive singer Eartha Kitt dies at 81

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Eartha Kitt, who rose from the Southern cotton fields to captivate audiences around the world with sultry performances as a singer, dancer and actress, died on Thursday at the age of 81.

Kitt died of colon cancer for which she was recently treated at Columbia Presbyterian Hospital in New York, said Andrew Freedman, a long-time friend and publicist.

The cancer was detected about two years ago and treated but recurred after a period of remission.

"She came back strongly. She had been performing until two months ago," Freedman told Reuters by telephone from Los Angles. "We had dates booked through 2009."

Slinky, sensuous and cat-like, Kitt described herself as a "sex kitten" and used her seductive purr to charm audiences across the world.

Actor-director Orson Welles once called Kitt "the most exciting woman alive" and, along with Lena Horne, she was one of the first African-American sex symbols.

Kitt picked up a string of awards during her long career, winning two Emmys and being nominated for a third, as well as a Grammy. She also had two Tony nominations.

Her hit songs included "C'est Si Bon," "Let's Do It" and "Just an Old Fashioned Girl." She also was widely associated with Christmas because of her hit "Santa Baby." The song, recorded in 1953, went gold this year and she received the gold record before she died, Freedman said.

Despite those accolades, Kitt may have been at her best in her nightclub act, which allowed her to use her feline, seductive manner to its fullest.

"She loved cabaret performances," Freedman said. "If there was ever an opportunity to do a small intimate venue with about 150 people, that was always her preference."

BLACKBALLED

Kitt was blackballed in America for speaking out against the Vietnam War in the 1960s -- most notoriously at a White House luncheon in the company of first lady Lady Bird Johnson. Kitt then began performing in Europe, where she had been popular early in her career, and eventually returned to the United States to great acclaim.

"She was never one to look back on her life," Freedman said. "She was a true individual who believed that if you had a true belief in yourself, your talent was authentic."

"My greatest challenge was to be able to survive in the business and to be able to survive according to what I was doing. Not what other people were doing," Kitt told Reuters in a 2005 television interview at the Newport, Rhode Island jazz festival.

"I just stuck to my own guns and I think that was one of the way's I have survived. The audience is not supposed to know that I'm scared, the shyest person in the world."

Kitt was born to a black-Indian mother and a white father on a plantation in South Carolina in 1927. She once described herself as "that little urchin cotton picker from the South, Eartha Mae" and often spoke of a tough childhood in the impoverished segregated South. She was often harassed for being light-skinned before being sent to live with an aunt in New York City.

But Kitt's life in New York also was marred by abuse and poverty until she got her start as a member of the Katherine Dunham Company and made her film debut in "Casbah" in 1948. On television she was perhaps best known for her role as the sexy Catwoman in the 1960s TV series "Batman."

In an interview with The Times of London in April Kitt described her approach to performing by saying: "I do not have an act. I just do Eartha Kitt ... I want to be whoever Eartha Kitt is until the gods take me wherever they take me."

She was married in the 1960s to real estate developer Bill McDonald and they had a daughter, named Kitt. She also was known for her relationships with Welles, cosmetics mogul Charles Revson and Arthur Leows Jr. of the U.S. movie theater chain.


Source : http://news.yahoo.com

The American Return of The Godfathers.

First US tour for nearly 20 years……First ever Saint Valentine's Day Massacre show in the US!

THE GODFATHERS FEBRUARY 2009 US TOUR:

Wednesday 11 Boston, MA-The Middle East

Thursday 12 Washington DC-9.30 Club

Friday 13 Cleveland, OH-The Grog Shop
Saturday 14 Chicago, IL-The Metro
Sunday 15 Minneapolis, MN-Seventh Street Entry
Monday 16 Milwaukee, WI-The Shank House
Wednesday 18 Hoboken, NJ-Maxwells
Thursday 19 Brooklyn, NY-The Bell House

Legendary English rock and roll band THE GODFATHERS explode back into the USA in 2009 with their first American tour in nearly 20 years. The tour includes a landmark Saint Valentine's Day Massacre show on Saturday 14th February at The Metro, appropriately in Chicago. This will be first ever Godfathers' Saint Valentine's Massacre show outside London since its inception in the notorious London Dungeon in the late eighties. The London Saint Valentine's Day Massacre shows have become legendary events in English rock'n'roll folklore and The Godfathers are delighted to stage the first American Massacre at The Metro. The tour kicks off on February 11th in Boston and then takes in Washington DC, Cleveland, Minneapolis, Milwaukee and Hoboken before crash landing into the Bellhouse in Brookyln on Thursday 19th February.

The Godfathers originally formed in 1985, emerging out of the ashes of The Sid Presley Experience. They dressed liked The Mob and sounded like Johnny Thunders' bastard English offspring, quickly establishing a fearsome reputation for their no-holds barred high energy live show. In the dark days of eighties Britain The Godfathers were a beacon of rock'n'roll light in an otherwise bleak time. They scored a US Top 40 Billboard hit with the storming rocker "Birth School Work Death" in 1987 and became a mainstay of US college radio.

After years of speculation and expectation The Godfathers reformed earlier this year and played onstage together in London for the first time in nineteen years. The band delivered a blistering set at a Saint Valentine's Day Massacre show in London that rocked the house ragged and the momentum has continued with a series of European festival appearances over the summer that has seen the band accelerate from strength to strength. To celebrate their return they reissued their classic debut album "Hit By Hit" in an exclusive collectors 2CD set released through the bands own independent label Corporate Image.

Source : http://www.music-news.com

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Inkheart

Synopsis:
Mo Folchart is a father who possesses a secret ability to bring characters from books to life when he reads them aloud. But when Mo accidentally brings a power-hungry villain from a rare children’s
fable to life, the villain kidnaps Mo’s daughter and demands Mo bring other evil fictional characters to life. In an attempt to rescue his daughter, Mo assembles a disparate group of friends - both real and magic - and embarks on a journey to save her and set things right....


Brides War

Sinopsis :
Liv (Kate Hudson) and Emma (Anne Hathaway) are best friends who since childhood have planned every detail of their respective weddings. At the top of their bridal "must have" list: a ceremony at New
York's ultimate bridal destination, the Plaza Hotel. Now, at age 26, they're both about to get married; they're about to realize their dreams; and they're about to live happily ever after. When a clerical error causes a clash in wedding dates - they're now to be married on the same date! - Liv, Emma and their lifelong friendship are put to the ultimate test. Liv, a successful lawyer who is used to getting what she wants, including the perfect job and the perfect man, won't settle for anything less than the perfect wedding she has dreamed of for years. Emma, a schoolteacher who has always been good at taking care of others, but not so much in looking after herself, discovers her inner Bridezilla and comes out swinging when her own dream wedding is imperiled....


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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

'Sopranos' actor cleared of murder in NYPD death

NEW YORK – Lillo Brancato, who played a bumbling aspiring mobster on "The Sopranos," was cleared Monday of second-degree murder in the shooting death of an off-duty policeman during a drunken, late-night search for drugs.

The jury convicted Brancato of a lesser charge of attempted burglary. He faces from three to 15 years in prison; the former actor could get credit for time served because he has been behind bars nearly three years.

Brancato showed no reaction as the verdict was read — his face impassive, his fingers pressed together. His mother, seated a couple rows back in the gallery, began sobbing.

Prosecutors say Brancato and accomplice Steven Armento broke into a basement apartment to steal prescription drugs after a night of drinking at a strip club. Officer Daniel Enchautegui, who lived next door, came out to investigate.

Armento blasted the 28-year-old officer with his .357 Magnum, hitting him in the heart. The dying officer fired back, wounding both men. Armento was convicted earlier this year of first-degree murder and was sentenced to life in prison without parole.

Yolanda Rosa Nazario, the victim's sister, said she was baffled by the verdict.

"What message is this sending out to the New York City police officers today? It's wrong," she said.

"This would not have happened if not for this animal's drug habit," said Patrolmen's Benevolent Association head Patrick Lynch. "The only good thing is that this skunk is not walking out to spend Christmas with his family. The sad part is that neither is Daniel."

Brancato was led out of court in handcuffs. His sentencing is Jan. 9, and District Attorney Robert T. Johnson said he would seek "the maximum sentence that the law allows."

Brancato's lawyer, Joseph Tacopina, said earlier his client was a perfect candidate for a minimum term. Tacopina said Brancato was relieved with the verdict.

"There was never going to be smiles," he said. "This is not a case that warrants that."

Tacopina added: "This will be a second chance for him in life. ... Lillo's committed to taking advantage of it."

Brancato rose to fame in the 1993 movie "A Bronx Tale," playing a young kid from the neighborhood who is torn between two worlds and two men: a local mobster played by Chazz Palminteri and his straight-and-narrow bus-driver father, played by Robert De Niro.

Other roles followed, most notably a stint on the second season of "The Sopranos." His character carried out a series of low-level crimes for the New Jersey mob before being gunned down by Tony Soprano and his sidekick as he tearfully begged for his life.

Brancato, 32, and Armento, 48, were drinking together at a strip club in December 2005 before deciding to break into the basement apartment in a hunt for Valium, prosecutors said.

Brancato testified during the trial there was a never a break-in. He claimed that he had known the owner, a Vietnam veteran, for several years. He also said he had permission to go inside and take painkillers and other pills whenever he felt like it, and didn't know the man had died earlier that year.

The pills were part of a drug problem that he said began when he was "introduced to marijuana" on the set of "A Bronx Tale." He later became hooked on crack and heroin, he said.

He told the jury that while suffering from judgment-impairing heroin withdrawals on the night of the shooting, he accidentally broke the kitchen window of the apartment in a desperate attempt to wake up his old pill-supplier.

"I was becoming dope sick," Brancato testified. "Mentally, I was a mess."

Brancato tried to deflect suggestions by the prosecution that his testimony — at times punctuated by vignettes about his drug-crazed downfall — was another acting job.

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Monday, December 22, 2008

Yes Man

The Tale of Despereaux

New Black Eyed Peas album

William_l The Black Eyed Peas haven't released a record since their 2005 smash, Monkey Business, but frontman will.i.am (birth name: William Adams) has remained nearly as ubiquitous in pop culture as lady-Pea-turned-solo-star Fergie. This year alone, there were the much-watched celebrity-stuffed Obama videos he spearheaded, the score he co-wrote with legendary film composer Hans Zimmer for Madagascar 2, an Election-night appearance as a hologram(!) on CNN, and more recently, several newsy announcements the recent multiple-Grammy nominee sat down to discuss (or, in some very top-secret cases, beg off).

First order of business? A role in the upcoming X-Men Origins: Wolverine. "I’m a big fan," i.am says, "But I know I'm not allowed to say much. What I can talk about is that I’m in it and that I’m a mutant, John Wraith, and I have the power to teleport." He recently flew to London (the old-fashioned way) to work with U2 as well, but alas, on that topic his lips are even more sealed. "I can't say anything," he promises, "I swear!"

So what can can talk about? The upcoming BEPs record, due next spring and entitled The E.N.D. (a.k.a. The Energy Never Dies). "We’re gonna try to experiment with what a song is, what an album is," he says passionately. "The world’s different, and this is our attempt to get in on that. These kids that are on the Internet are utilizing all these tools, they’re being more creative than artists that have million-dollar contracts. So here we are talking about yesterday’s culture, saying what’s the first single or whatever. F--- yesterday, it’s about what are we going to do to define tomorrow. I’m really trying to push what it is and how we do it and why we do it. With technology, a song can do anything, and I don’t want to give away too much because I don’t want motherf----s biting on what I’ve been working hard for, but there will rollouts on my network, DipDive.com, rolling out different versions and different songs and interactive stuff...I’m moving away from the record business and starting the experience business."

Don't look for his Go-Bama stance to make any big waves on The E.N.D. ("it’s not fair to the people who aren’t as passionate as I am about the political endeavors," he claims), but do look for Fergie to return to the fold, refreshed and ready to reunite for a tour with the band through next summer. Says will.i.am: "We’re all one big family, you know? We didn’t break up, we still toured while she was promoting her solo record, and there’s no division because of our solo efforts. It pretty much made us appreciate what we bring to the table individually, and it strengthened us by knowing how powerful we are. There are certain things that BEP as a group does that we can’t achieve on our own.... We’re looking forward to new realms of ways to do things. Now that there’s no records stores, it’s gonna take some real visionary people to see around those corners and formulate a new plan."

'Yes Man'

Yesmancareydeschanel_l Well, it seems like I was on the money...sort of. I'd predicted that Jim Carrey's Yes Man would, indeed, take the top slot on this weekend's box office derby, beating out Will Smith's Seven Pounds. But I figured that Yes Man would make twice the $18.2 million it did. And that Seven Pounds would take down $23 million, rather than $16 million. But there's no accounting for weather.

Because if you believe Al Roker, we had a mother of a storm system this weekend, blanketing much of the top half of the country in "no, we're not leaving the house today" snow/sleet/ice. So, while Yes Man and Seven Pounds were relatively strong openers in the grand scheme of things — especially Seven Pounds, which, again, doesn't have Big Willie blowing stuff up — it's entirely possible that they'd have performed better under sunny skies or starry nights.

Not sure much would've helped The Tale of Despereaux — while it fared much better than Delgo, its $10.5 million dollar opening doesn't bode well for a CG flick that cost a reported $60 million to make.

And the rest of the top 5 were holdovers — The Day the Earth Stood Still dropping an action-flick-standard 67 percent to sweep in another $10.1 million and Four Christmases sauntering over the $100 million mark.

'Twilight' sequel: 'New Moon'


Chrisweitz_l There will be a new director atop the Twilight franchise: and he'll be a man. Sources tell EW.com that Summit Entertainment is about to hire Chris Weitz (The Golden Compass) as the shepherd for New Moon, the second installment of Stephenie Meyer's best-selling Twilight series. Weitz is best-known for his work with his brother Paul. The two directed and produced American Pie and then were nominated for an Academy Award for best screenplay for About a Boy, which they also co-directed. Chris' first solo directing gig, The Golden Compass, didn't do well stateside but was a hit internationally.

Twilight, directed by Catherine Hardwicke, has grossed more than $141 million so far, but Hardwicke had clashed with the studio during production. It was announced early this week that she would not be making New Moon. Weitz has a solid relationship with Summit's top brass; he's considered easy to work with and has experience with special effects. "He's the quality-of-life-choice," says one source. While Summit insists "we have not yet signed Chris Weitz to do New Moon," and Weitz's agency says no deal has been signed, other sources say the deal is imminent, and that Summit has stopped negotiations with other potential Moon directors. Last weekend, Nikki Finke at Deadline Hollywood Daily broke the news that Weitz was in consideration for the gig, and she reported on Dec. 9 that Summit had made an offer to Weitz. Summit plans to officially announce this hiring decision on Sunday, Dec. 14, and could have Weitz in Vancouver, B.C. as early as Monday to start pre-production on the film.

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Box Office Preview: 'The Day the Earth Stood Still' headed for solid debut

Dayearthstood_l Twentieth Century Fox's The Day the Earth Stood Still proves once again that it's never a good idea to mess with a classic. With most critics calling the Keanu Reeves-starring, Scott Derrickson-directing film a far cry from the original (EW's Owen Gleiberman gave it a C-), it's unlikely the movie will become the holiday box office smash the studio was hoping for. However, with audiences hankering for a big, effects-riddled actioner this holiday season, Earth's opening weekend should still be respectable, if not as earth-shattering as I'm sure the studio had hoped. Here's my guess to the weekend's Top Five:

1. The Day the Earth Stood Still -- $36 million

Insiders are all over the map predicting the opening for this remake. But with special effects-hungry kids closing in on their holiday vacations, it should do pretty well. Earth won't match the numbers the opener this weekend last year (the $77 million I Am Legend), but will probably far exceed the $20 million range, too. And with a budget of $80 million, Fox is looking like they'll have a nice, early Christmas present.

2. Four Christmases -- $9 million

Maybe everyone dreads reuniting with their families over the holiday season, and that's why Four Christmases is making so much money. Regardless, Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn are certainly earning their keep with this one, grossing $73 million in just two weeks of release. After claiming the top spot those past two weeks, the movie will drop to No. 2 this week, but should still perform mightily this frame.

3. Twilight -- $7 million

At $141 million and counting, Twilight is a bona fide success. And now, with the drama over the director shift between Twilight and its sequel New Moon, curiosity may just get the best of those holdouts who have not yet ventured into the theaters. It will likely lose another 50 percent off its box office this frame, but with a negative cost of $37 million, who's counting?

4. Bolt -- $5 million

Disney's latest may play younger than it's PG-rating suggests, but it's still a hit with critics and families alike. It's doubtful that the under-the-radar animated film Delgo -- which opens today, virtually buzzless in 1,800 theaters -- will impact Bolt's gross in any way.

5. Nothing Like the Holidays -- $4 million

Overture Films is putting out their own Christmas-themed film starring what seems like every working Latino actor in Hollywood: John Leguizamo, Freddy Rodriguez, Luis Guzman, Jay Hernandez, and Alfred Molina. The film takes on the familiar premise of a far-flung family's week-long return home for the holidays. Think Home for the Holidays, The Family Stone, etc. And they are opening the movie rather wide, in 1,500 theaters. With middling reviews, it will be interesting to see if the movie can do some business -- especially with Hispanic audiences -- a highly coveted, but hard-to-reach audience, who may be more likely to step into The Day the Earth Stood Still for their weekend entertainment.

All in all, expect the weekend to be down from last year at this time. After all, we've got to wait one more week for Will Smith, and there is still shopping to be done.

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Jim Carrey Vs Will Smith

The question is a toughie: Would audiences rather see Jim Carrey and his slightly-less-rubbery face resurrect the same comic schtick for Warners' "Yes Man" that made him a star, or watch Will Smith save souls while running through the rain in Sony's spiritual tearjerker "Seven Pounds"?

Jim Carrey's "Yes Man" is forecast to be a hit.

Jim Carrey's "Yes Man" is forecast to be a hit.

Neither are getting stellar reviews -- EW's Owen Gleiberman gave "Yes Man" a B-minus while the magazine's Lisa Schwarzbaum teed off on "Seven Pounds," giving it a D -- but they've both got big honking stars in 'em.

Someone's gonna make money this weekend; let's look at my picks for the Top Five:

1. "Yes Man" -- $39 million

It's been a while since we've seen Jim Carrey do that thing audiences expect from Jim Carrey: You'd have to go back to "Bruce Almighty" in 2003. As such, you can't count on this one to make the $68 million "Bruce" did in its opening weekend. But people, they like the funny ... especially if they've spent the last week battling the mall crowds.

2. "Seven Pounds" -- $23 million

Since this isn't a Will Smith-blows-stuff-up movie, one can't expect it to blow up at the box office like "I Am Legend" or "Hancock." But it oughta do a hair under "The Pursuit of Happyness' " $26.5 million opening -- mostly because people don't know what to expect from it. "Happyness" had that tearjerking trailer. This has obscure references to random weights and measures.

3. "The Day the Earth Stood Still" -- $19 million

This Keanu Reeves flick will have another week of decent performance before buckling under the prestige-y weight of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and the doggie weight of Marley and Me.

4. "The Tale of Desperaux" -- $13 million

Without the Pixar pedigree, great reviews (like "Bolt" got), or the word "Shrek" somewhere in the title, it's a tough go for a CG animated flick these days. Just ask "Delgo." But desperate parents might call for "Desperaux" measures ... just not in blockbuster amounts.

5. "Four Christmases" -- $8 million

It's been a pretty good run -- $91.2 million and counting -- and this'll likely be "Christmas' " last week in the top five.

So, there you have it. To borrow from the wise rogue himself, Han Solo, laugh it up, fuzzballs.

Gadgets

Introduction

Gadgets are confusing.

According to a recent Pew study, almost 90 percent of American nuclear households (married with kids) have multiple cell phones. How that happened when other studies keep demonstrating cell phone use by men is associated with less "motile" sperm is anyone's guess.

But again, gadgets are a conundrum. The iPhone, for instance, still has no copy-and-paste, which kind of sprains the brain doesn't it?

Further enhancing gadgetry's yin and yang nature is that while sometimes tech makes you appear hip, assertive and dynamic, it can just as easily make you look like an utter pain.

So, before you rush out to buy Apple's new laptop or BlackBerry's new Storm, click the arrows above for seven high-profile gadgets you might look cooler without.

Miami Hotel

The legendary Fontainebleau hopes to bring sexy back

Image: A view of the Atlantic Ocean seen from a room at the renovated Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami.

MIAMI BEACH, Florida - It takes a lot to impress here, a place where magazine models shop and $100,000 cars creep by without a batted eye.

But there are exceptions, and in the 1950s and '60s the only one that mattered was the Fontainebleau hotel. Blending five-star luxury with chic, progressive style, it was where Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra and the Rat Pack stayed and played, where James Bond beat Goldfinger in a game of gin rummy. A sleek, curvy layer cake of a place bending into Atlantic beach.

But that was decades ago — centuries, really, in the lifetime of a high-class resort — and the grand old dame had been surpassed by newer and hipper sites.Not anymore. After finding a new owner willing to pump in $1 billion, the Fontainebleau is back.

It reopened over the weekend with a $5 million celebrity-studded party attended by Puff Daddy, the ubiquitous Kardashian sisters and others, with a surprise performance by Mariah Carey.

"In this business you really have to keep up with the times," said Howard C. Karawan, chief operating officer of Fontainebleau Resorts LLC. "We decided if we were going to do this, we wanted to do it right."

Even that seems an understatement.

Gutted to the studs
The Fontainebleau was gutted to the studs, its 22-acre grounds completely redrawn. Developers added three upscale signature chefs' restaurants and an enormous new beachfront spa to accommodate 1,504 guest rooms — just under half of them suites in two new towers. Each features granite counters, walk-in showers and separate jetted tubs, flat-screen TVs and even a new Apple computer. That last part is the centerpiece of the "paperless" hotel — meaning all guest correspondence will be electronic.

New owner Jeffrey Soffer's team, which bought the property for $500 million and shelled out another $500 million in upgrades, is also opening Fontainebleaus in Las Vegas (fall 2009), Dubai and a fourth, to-be-named location.

Though they wanted a new identity, designers strove to retain architect Morris Lapidus' original vision. For example, Lapidus' affinity for circles is clear throughout the hotel's spacious hallways, where elaborate chandeliers by Ai WeiWei, a consultant for the Beijing Olympics' Bird's Nest main stadium, hang from high-ceiling insets.

The grand lobby's original white-and-black bow-tie floor pattern was recreated out of new materials, and its furrowed columns were preserved and refurbished.So too was the Fontainebleau's famed "Staircase to Nowhere," which historically led to a small coat room just above the lobby. Belles and beaus would take an elevator up, check their coats and descend the stairs for a grand entrance. The coat check is gone — not a terribly sensible feature in the tropics, anyway — but the runway remains.

"It's not a planned, themed, Orlando or Vegas-type resort," Karawan said. "(Lapidus') feeling was, it's more about the people, all about social interaction. This is about you being the star."

Topless bathing allowed
Standard rooms range from 500 square feet to 1,742 square feet, and suites max out at a cavernous 4,000 square feet. The complex has 11 sharply appointed restaurants and clubs, some sure to become hot new tickets for locals. Sinatra's old haunt, the Tropigala lounge, is remade into a dance club under a domed light-up ceiling, and "Blade" is a late-night sushi hangout with a raw, sociable vibe. The confection kitchen will even offer a ready selection of wedding cakes.

Gone is the former 7,000-square-foot children's water park, "Cookie's World." The new Fontainebleau features a freeform main pool and a separate "European" bath, where topless sunbathing will be allowed.

The spa, a two-story undertaking with a jagged, modern exterior, is covered in endless white marble. Post-treatment, guests end up in a coed lounge with its own pool, where specialized jets control several different temperature zones. Upstairs is the exercise area, whose floor-to-ceiling windows offer expansive views of the ocean and grounds.

For all their grand plans, the designers did not seem to neglect small details. Beach chairs, for example, were made in-house with special pockets to keep cell phones and magazines dry. The front desk is literally a work of contemporary art, with a bank of alternating lights that constantly shift the station's color and depth.

After the opening party, the Fontainebleau hosted the Victoria's Secret lingerie show — the footprint of careful calibration to recreate its sexy, stylish past and to become once again relevant, a new place to be for a new generation of pretty and cool.

"There are probably only a handful of hotels as synonymous as this is with their location," Karawan said. "As The Plaza is to New York, as the Ritz is to Paris, the Fontainebleau is to Miami Beach."

Once, they hope, and for all.

World's sexiest islands 2008

Forget your inhibitions and cast away from the boring old real world

Real life is the enemy of sexiness. Real life is a bad economy, mortgage worries, global warming. Sexiness is the act of shedding worries and slipping off the constraints of real life. Best of luck doing that at home. While finding a sexy beach is a good start, at this point you need more. You need the total escape that comes only with an island, preferably one that's not merely physically set apart from the mainland but that feels a million miles away. The type where inhibitions are lessened, the locals friendlier and more open-minded, and where less actually is more. Whether you choose a beachy scene like Mykonos or an energetic city island like Hong Kong, these are the places where it's okay to meet a stranger on the beach or at a club and embark on a licentious adventure. Or where you and your partner can forget about the horrors of the boring old real world and get back to sexy.Perfect for: Insatiable singles with the fortitude to play on the beach all day every day and dance at the clubs all night every night.

The scene: Mykonos is a party-hardy island that burned itself out in the 1990s amid a glut of U.K. package-tour revelers pounding cheap ouzo. But the heat returned with a spate of high-end openings that enticed the beautiful (and randy) crowd back. Welcoming to both gays and straights, the postcard-perfect Greek isle encourages bare-chested mash-ups with a schedule that begins with an eye-opener on the beach, segues into afternoon naps, sunset cocktails, late dinners, and dancing till the sun comes up. Depending on your whim, any particular night you can opt for Galleraki, a small bar favored by the Greeks; the excellent DJs at the intimate Astra; or the gay mecca Pierro's. Or you might make for a massive dance hall such as Cavo Paradiso. Whatever your choice, a heady buzz, loud music, and beautiful gyrating bodies are a certainty.

Don't miss: Going Mykonos's full Monty. Tops are optional on most beaches, but you'll see the most skin and general frolicking on the southern coast's infamous Paradise and Super Paradise beaches. Enjoy the glories and recoil at the horrors, but remember that taking pictures is bad form.Between the sheets: The island still gets its share of budget-minded lager louts, so hedge your bets by staying at the Belvedere in Mykonos Town. Whether or not you agree that all-white everything is still chic or just tired, you can't fault the worldly crowd it attracts. Trust us, they know where the party will be that night.

2. Fernando De Noronha, Brazil

Perfect for: An exotic, return-to-Eden honeymoon.

The scene: When Brazilians dream of going to an island with that special bikini-ed someone, they dream of this place, 250 miles off the northeastern coast. Reached by small plane from the city of Recife, Noronha is a remote volcanic archipelago with calm, pool-like waters on the leeward side and violent, passionate waves on the other. Along the main island's seven square miles, you'll discover more than a dozen individual beaches, each with its own character. Some visitors will also find its environmentally conscious stance sexy: Waters are so pristine that in certain areas, you are not even allowed to swim with suntan lotion.

Don't miss: The perfect, calm waters off of Baía do Sancho. You'll have to negotiate a vertiginous cliff side using slippery metal ladders. (A charm of Brazil is the absence of personal injury lawsuits—it's all at your own risk.) Back on terra firma, you'll find velveteen waters and hollow formations in the rock to indulge in private moments.

Between the sheets: There are no major hotels on the island and all accommodations are inland, so as not to spoil the sea views. But the Pousada Maravilha is a sexy little spot frequented by São Paulo jet-setters and models from Rio, with eight private bungalows, a sauna, and an infinity pool. If you're looking for more basic (i.e., cheaper) digs, the family-owned Pousada do Vale is much closer to the beach than most places—a five-minute walk—and has two-story bungalows with balconies and an outdoor barbecue.

3. Anguilla

Perfect for: A long-weekend jaunt for "reconnecting"—preferably with as few clothes as possible.The scene: Sixteen miles long and three miles wide, Anguilla has 33 of the most fantastic beaches in the Caribbean, and there are no T-shirt or postcard stands sullying any of them. Gargantuan cruise ships aren't welcome, either. What does this mean to you? Well, as you cuddle on the sand with the warm sea nibbling at your toes, you won't be set upon suddenly by a sunburned family of six toting digital cameras. And you won't have to contend with tacky casinos or skyline-wrecking high-rise hotels, as Anguilla doesn't allow those, either. Who might you be seeing instead? Celebrities such as Denzel Washington, Brad Pitt, Beyoncé, or Jennifer Aniston, who come here for the same reasons you do: mind-blowing beaches and no fears of being photographed by gawkers.Don't miss: Lunch on the islet of Scilly Cay. Stand at the dock in the harbor and wave your arms to call over the restaurant's boat. Five minutes across the water awaits a feast of grilled seafood, rum punch, and a live jazz guitarist. Since there's no electricity, the live lobsters are kept in natural tide pools. Argue over which is better—the food or the setting.

Between the sheets: Anguilla's beaches are hard to beat, and the best is arguably the two-mile-long, white-sand-carpeted Shoal Bay East. So make your daily commute as painless as possible, and stay at , located on the beach itself. This 27-suite property has a happy-go-lucky vibe, in no small part because of the crowd that comes for the open-air restaurant Kuyah and its rollicking bar. Body shot, anyone?

4. Hong Kong

Perfect for: Playboys (and playgirls) looking for international action with a bit of Eastern flair.The scene: Since Hong Kong has gone back to China, the city feels even more like a beacon of sexiness in a gray, smog-filled sea. With the world's most sensual skyline, gaggles of fusion restaurants, and private clubs filled with a global (and beautiful) clientele, this city has seen it all at one time or another. You'll be partying with other scene-chasers from London, Singapore, Los Angeles, and Dubai.Don't miss: The nightlife. Hong Kong in the dark somehow feels like the set of an old Bond film or a noir spy thriller. Start out at the Kee Club, a private boîte where upscale locals make flirty eyes at financiers and moguls. When it gets late, head for the sweaty dance hall Volar, which throws nightly parties and hosts world-class DJs.

Between the sheets: Hong Kong caters to those in the know, so better put yourselves in the hands of those who really do. The Peninsula Hong Kong is marking its 80th anniversary this year, and the concierge can get you access to the Kee Club or anywhere else you might desire. It has 300 rooms with bathrooms clad in cool marble. Book one in the modern tower, which has sensational views over Victoria Harbor.

5. Kauai, Hawaii

Perfect for: The couple that likes to take their desires off the beaten path.

The scene: Maui is too family-oriented to be sexy. For a throwback island with a primal vibe, make for Hawaii's most northerly hunk of rock, Kauai. This is the real Hawaii: Instead of loud silk shirts with flowers on them, you'll find rippling fields of luscious hibiscus. Instead of locals performing in grass skirts, you'll find them out in the sea, communing with the waves. The landscape is so potent and sensual that most visitors can't help but be overcome. Sharp, high mountains rise out of the thick green foliage, and dramatic cliffs give way to cerulean waters. You'll want to embrace all that raw beauty—and each other.

Don't miss: The all-but-inaccessible Na Pali Coast. Kauai is a get-out-there-and-do-it place, and the roads that ring the coast will bring you to most of the oceanside highlights. But adventurous souls will love the fierce Na Pali cliffs, which can only be reached by sea or by foot. Those waters can be awfully rough, so consider the Kalalau Trail, a footpath high above the coastline. It's an extremely strenuous 11 miles, but the first four hours are enough to get your heart thumping and your soul stirring—an awfully good excuse for fruity drinks later back at the hotel.

Between the sheets: This is not the kind of island where you want staff barging in to find you in some degree of undress. In the free spirit of the place, look to Pure Kauai, which rents out all types of private villas. Score an intimate cottage or a sprawling estate, and order up just the amount of staff and service you prefer. Or none at all.